Friday, February 26, 2010

The old Eels.

They're new album is absolutely fantastic, but, for some background...

Mr. E covers Prince.

Love.

Mr. E's father provided the gift of the parallel worlds theory, btw...

Ron Hawkins? Billy Bragg? Ron Sexsmith? Raw. Mr. Everett.






Below is my favourite Eels song. The video doesn't fit. Listen once, if I could recommend, with your eyes closed. And then listen and watch. It's not the video.

Umm, cut that. I'll go with a live version. For some reason(?!) it fits better. Performed 12 years ago.


And really, below, this is the perfect song. I really don't care who sings it. Even this aloof in love guy.

Gorgeous.


It's too easy to keep on going....

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Song of the Day: Weezer - Butterfly



I listened to Pinkerton twice yesterday. Then I started thinking about songs with the a river analogy... so many! Then I started thinking of songs with the word sorry. This is the ridiculous shit that happens when I try to clean a house.

Posted by: ohwellwhatevernevermind94@gmail.com
Tuning: Standard

Riff 1:

e|-------------------|
B|----4-2------------|
G|--------4-3-1-3----|
D|--4-------------4--|
A|-------------------|
E|-------------------|

RIFF 2:

e|-------------------|
B|----4-2------------|
G|--------4-3-1-3-4--|
D|--4----------------|
A|-------------------|
E|-------------------|

RIFF 3:

e|-------2-1-1----------|
B|--4-4--------4-3-4----|
G|-------------------3--|
D|----------------------|
A|----------------------|
E|----------------------|


Verse 1:

F# Ebm B
Yesterday I went outside
C# F#
With my momma's mason jar
Ebm B RIFF 1 (Or play C#)
Caught a lovely Butterfly
F# Ebm B
When I woke up today
C# F#
Looked in on my fairy pet
Ebm B RIFF 2(then back to B for a moment before going to C)
She had withered all away
C#
No more sighing in her breast

Chorus:
F#
I'm sorry for what I did
Ebm B
I did what my body told me to
C# F#
I didn't mean to do you harm
F#7 B RIFF 3 C#
Everytime I pin down what I think I want
F# Ebm B
It slips away - the ghost slips aw- aaay


Verse 2 (same chords as verse 1):

I smell you on my hand for days
I can't wash away your scent
If I'm a dog then you're a bitch
I guess you're as real as me
Maybe I can live with that
Maybe I need fantasies
A life of chasing butterfly


Chorus:
F#
I'm sorry for what I did
Ebm B
I did what my body told me to
C# F#
I didn't mean to do you harm
F#7 B C#
Everytime I pin down what I think I want
F# Ebm B
It slips away - the ghost slips aw-aaay


(Stay on B)


Verse 3 (pretty much the same but slower):

F# Ebm B
I told you I would return
C# F#
When the robin makes his nest
Ebm B RIFF 1 (Or play C#)
But I ain't never coming back

F#

F#
I'm sorry
Ebm
I'm sorry
B F#
I'm sorry


Waste my days (and get a job).

There are few better sounds. The drumstick against the trap. Feedback. I once tried to catalogue a chromatic feedback list. Starting with feedback in the sound of A minor.

Bike Police


Poland, apparently. They tried to talk him down.
(http://bikelanediary.blogspot.com)

Friday, February 19, 2010

Toronto's streetlights

I posted an article this morning on google reader from the Toronto Star about how Toronto is to pay $420 million in rental fees for streetlights they just sold for $60 million. After I commented with distaste, Chris pointed out that maintenance fees weren't included in those numbers and weren't mentioned in the article at all. Basically, the numbers may just look a lot worse than they actually are. I did think about that initially, but a hot head reaction and post was later brought in by Chris' comment. SO, can we get closer to the real numbers here?



For the life of me, I can't find how much Toronto spends/spent on streetlight maintenance each year prior to their sale. I'm not surprised, but, that is going to be a problem. So, I'll try to work around that a bit. Below is a very rough numbers calculation based on old facts and unreliable figures.

Hamilton, who debated roughly the same topic in 2003, actually posted their discussions online without any attempted lawyer cover-up (how about that!), had about 35,000 streetlights in 2003 (link is a pdf).

By Toronto Hydro numbers, Toronto currently has about 150,000 streetlights.

So, roughly 5 times the population, and roughly 5 times the number of streetlights (by the numbers I saw.. ). Makes sense, downtown density aside.

Hamilton, in 2003 spent just under $500,000 for streetlight maintenance (in that pdf above). So, let's say there's an increased of about 20% from those numbers to 2010, and I'll concede an additional $100,000, just guesstimating. (For comparison, Toronto Hydro is just adjusting their 30 year fee with inflation.) That means that if I had to guess, Hamilton is spending about $600,000 a year on streetlight sustenance. Converting these numbers to Toronto (x5), streetlight upkeep should currently cost us about 3 million dollars a year.

That means that over the 30 year rental agreement with Toronto Hydro (estimated at about $14 million a year), we're in the hole about $11 million a year. For 30 years that's $330 million which we could have saved. Subtract from that the initial $60 million received, and we're in the hole $270 million over the length of the contract, give or take. Or, to put it another way, what would be costing us $90-100 million, is now costing us $420 million.

Now, maintenance doesn't include administration (turning lights on/off/handling complaints, etc...). I have no idea what the costs are, and I assume it's fairly automated, but seeing as it's Toronto, let's say another $2 million a year? That saves us another $60 million.

So, you're right; the hole isn't as bad as it was made out to be. And my numbers are really just coming from anywhere 15 minutes will allow. But, it does still seem ridiculous, significant, and inexcusable. Moreover, ownership does have its privileges, and incentives.

Given that Toronto is still paying for the hydro it uses for these streetlamps (I assume that's not in the deal - otherwise it would be pretty sweet), there is little incentive for Toronto Hydro to replace bulbs with high efficiency ones. Further, I doubt Toronto Hydro will put forth the initiative to proactively replace street lamps with something that Toronto citizens may want 10 years down the road. What I'm (poorly) trying to say is that it's just another example where Toronto is selling off its public assets and image for short term gain, and those numbers aren't yet included in the sell-off monetary shortfall.

As an aside, here's a slideshow of what San Francisco may be considering in their streetlight efforts (pdf again).

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As another aside, didn't Toronto Hydro have some massive wi-fi plan it was supposed to implement on these streelamps? Is that what One Zone is? Well, that seems to have worked out pretty well for them...

Brother's Grimm in theatre

THEATRE SMITH-GILMOUR
in association with
FACTORY THEATRE

presents

GRIMMtoo


Factory Studio Theatre
125 Bathurst Street

"In days gone by there was a land where the nights were always dark...
for there the moon never rose, and no star shone in the obscurity.”
- The Brother’s Grimm

Co-creators Michele Smith and Dean Gilmour,
along with actors Adam Paolozza, Dan Watson and Pragna Desai,
take audiences through a stormy world where lessons are learned the hard way.

Runs to March 21
Tuesday – Saturday 8:00 PM
Sundays 2:30 PM

Tuesday – Thursday $20
Friday $25
Saturday $28
Sundays $10 advance or PWYC at door
$5 Student/Senior discount on all tickets
Previews $12



I'm thinking of going this Sunday. Anyone else in?

(via BlogTO and here.)

No pattern seen in pedestrian deaths?


http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/766697--no-pattern-seen-in-pedestrian-deaths

A rash of pedestrian deaths in Toronto over a two-week period in January was not caused by anything specific, police have told a citizen group.

The victims were from every age group over 25, the collisions occurred at all times of day, all over the city and during varying weather conditions.

"That's why you cannot put a lot of weight into that two-week period," Sgt. Tim Burrows told the Toronto Pedestrian Committee on Tuesday.

He went on to say:

"In this case (seniors), it was only 20 per cent," he said. "It was against the norms for everything, which basically says it was a spike."

Similar blips are seen every few years, he said.

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Soooo, there is some sort of pattern then, right? It's just maybe not the one you're looking for? Could this be a systematic issue that comes up at certain times of the year due to 'perfect storm' scenarios? And if so, what are the contributing factors to such a scenario? Do these 'blips' always happen in January? Do they always during snowless winters when more people are walking unexpectedly?

I don't know, but I'd sure love to get my hands on the statistics. Required with these statistics would be population density, traffic (pedestrian and motor), infrastructure, rules and enforcement at strike areas, types of collisions, etc. I'm pretty sure this analytical study wouldn't take more than 2-3 weeks for someone with the information and motivation. Such a study could also significantly impact the way we think about analyzing and organizing our city. Pattern recognition is something the brain does best. Sure, stats can lie, but only if you want them to.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Who's up for a road trip?

The New Yorker Festival dates have been announced.

We’re pleased to announce that the eleventh annual New Yorker Festival will take place on October 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, in New York City.

Check back here in the coming months to find out more about the 2010 Festival, or sign up for Festival Wire to receive e-mail updates.

For more information, and to watch events from previous years, visit www.newyorker.com/festival.

And below, watch a recap of last year’s New Yorker Festival.


Album of the day: The Hidden Cameras - The Smell of Our Own

And this album doesn't only rock because of lyrics like, "That there is splendor in the harshness of bum".

It isn't available on the torrents, so I'm gonna host it here for a bit. If you haven't listened to it, you are in for a real treat. It's a classic, and you'll have a new found band in The Hidden Cameras, who play their home town Toronto quite often. Highlights include tracks 1, 2, 6, and 7, but all 10 are pretty great. I'm pretty sure most of you have heard this album, but as it has snuck into my top ten recently, I thought I'd reshare.

Download here. (ok, link down for now.. apparently there has been a hack attack!)

Ban Marriage, live and AWESOME.


"Acoustic" version of Ban Marriage.


Golden Streams, plus interview, on Q


This one sent shivers down my spine.

With Owen Pallett and Mike Olsen (Arcade Fire) I think.

It's an older album, but fundamental. Hopefully the above convinces you to download and listen.

Cheese of the Day: Dofino Jalapeno Havarti

I don't know about you, but I'm always on the look out for some good, everyday, cheap cheese. Something I can always have around the house and use on basically everything, from spaghetti to cereal. I think I've found one of those multi-purpose cheeses.



At No Frills an 800g brick will set you back $11, and it's good.

Movie of the day: Gigantic

Just watched this movie, and I gotta say, it was pretty good! Reviewers seem to either hate it for it being 'too indie' and cookie cutter (which it isn't) or like it for its constant and layered metaphors. I liked it; the characters were developed and great, story was above average, and there is a lot going on unsaid.



Anyway, cheap rental, or download it here (how to download a torrent). Here's the Times review.

Happy audio/visual day, apparently!

Song of the Day: Liz Phair - Mesmerizing



Great Liz Phair song off the Exile in Guyville record.

I remember walking in Tokyo listening to this song. My friend Eric had to work during the day, and by the time he got off I was walking down around the Ginza area. Anyway, we were on opposite sides of the area, it turned out, and texted to meet in the middle for dinner and then to head to the Tokyo tower. As I was walking this song came on, and I remember consciously thinking that not only was it a great song, but I wanna associate this moment with this song. So, walking toward the agreed vending machine hot pot spot I kept this song on repeat. Apparently we were a bit further away from eachother than I anticipated, and I must have listened to it eight or nine times straight. I finally ran into him, and will probably never forget everything in me and around me then.

Speaking of/about time, Mr. Eric, when are we doing our Skype 'n' beer night?