oh Dell

Oh Dell. So wanting to participate in Earth day.

Sending a Super Sale promotion out the day after earth day was not enough for you, but you also suggest to "Save Energy and shop online".

Really? Like, energy energy, or laziness energy? I was planning to go into this whole harangue about box stores vs driving assumptions vs delivery services and trucks vs whatever else came to mind at that exact moment, but knowing Dude, you got a Dell's target marketing audience, I'm going to take a Saturday morning break and just assume it's the latter.

Mmmm, yes Dell, show me how you care for that earth...