Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author

Ever look at a bookshelf to figure someone out?

Margaret Atwood
Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
Joseph Conrad
People who drink old fashioneds.
Aldous Huxley
People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
People who get ARM mortgages.
Joseph Heller
People who love buying drinks for their friends. See also, people who cringe when they see their bar tab.
C.S. Lewis
Youth group leaders who picked their nose in the 4th grade.
Richard Dawkins
People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
People who can start a fire.
Kurt Vonnegut
People who played Creep by Radiohead while having sex or smoking pot.

Complete list here. Via Kottke.org.

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